are you sure?

some lady walked into baskins today and browsed through our 48 flavors. after much time and effort, she asked me to sample “that cheesecake flavor”. i mindlessly walk over to dipping cabinet number two, and grab one of those fucking adorable miniature pink spoons. as i am digging into the caramel praline cheesecake, she interrupts me. i thought she had wanted a different flavor, but instead she says: “no, that’s not the cheesecake”

what? that’s not the cheesecake? but we have a 22x24 poster of this flavor on our fucking wall because it’s the flavor of the month. i explained this to her. she asked me if i was sure. am i sure? fuck yeah i’m fucking sure you piece of fuck. i’ve only been working here for the past eight months. i’d have to be fucking retarded to not know what flavors we have. oh? you thought baseball nut was the cheesecake? maybe you should read the fucking tags right in front of each fucking flavor.

i love my job

@2 years ago