i hated

those girls that walked into baskin robbins today. they were so fucking loud. they were wearing sun dresses in fucking 60 degree weather at night. they wanted to sample every fucking flavor, thank god we were out of taster spoons. they changed their minds on what flavor they wanted so many times i can’t keep track. i ask them what fucking cone they wanted it on, they would not respond. they go to sit down and eat their ice cream, and tik tok by fucking kesha with a dollar sign in her name comes on. they begin to sing and dance while trying to stuff their face with their purchased ice cream. i guess fat girls just want to get fatter. i got up to turn off the radio because i threw up all over myself when they started hopping up and down while the lyrics “and we kick them to the curb unless they look like mick jagger”, (who doesn’t even fucking look good…no homo), were playing. after i turned it off i turned and stared at them to see their reaction because the store was silent. i made eye contact with all of them, i probably looked pissed off and disgusted at the same time, and they slowly collected their things and walked out of my store. i turned the radio back on. winner.

@2 years ago