shutter island

spoiler is ahead, don’t bitch about how i didn’t warn you

alright, i’ve been kind of dying to watch this movie because of all the hype it stimulated and i heard some good things about it from everyone. i was talking to melly, my little white friend about it at like 2 in the morning a couple days ago and i was pissy drunk and i guessed: “leonardo’s character is actually insane and he plays the whole thing in his mind, that’s how it’s going to end”.

a couple hours later and 11 dollars down the drain, and guess what?! leonardo is fucking crazy and he thinks he’s someone else, and the whole movie is revolved around his imagination. WHO FUCKING CALLED IT?! come on now, if i can guess the ending to a drama/mystery with a 40 oz. and a couple of shots in me, then your movie doesn’t deserve to be in the top 5 in the box office right now. this was not goodfellas for damn sure. nice try though.

and leonardo’s partner in the movie was in 13 going on 30, which led me to think about jennifer garner. i seriously spent more time thinking about her than trying to figure out this movie. seriously i was coming up with some ridiculous ass endings cause i thought my first one was too obvious. i’m pissed i wasted all that brain power.

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