November 2010
2 posts
every saint has a past, every sinner has a future
October 2010
1 post
mother hen
bringing back tumblr. orginally had a different post but i’m about to leave for san jose and sb for the weekend.
saw my mom for the first time in a month. as some of you may or may not know, she went to asia for 2 months last year to get surgery on her hip and to visit family. she came back and got checked up at kaiser and our family doctor told her that she had to keep as much pressure off...
July 2010
4 posts
don’t you compare me
happy birthday
dear elizabeth cheung,
it is your birthday in america today, and unfortunately, you aren’t here to celebrate it. you’re 18, and there a number of positives and negatives that come with it. you can buy cigarettes now, which means if i’m too lazy to get out of the car, you can grab a pack for me. you can purchase pornography, which means you can buy me feature length movies if i...
June 2010
5 posts
get in the kear
boris needs to sit down. sebass fucking sees truffle trees. me and geran getting lost for dummy days because a 12 fluid ounce bottle neck of XX somehow managed to fuck us. karan trying to bum rush the fence during aoki’s set with his boot on, while i’m getting a running start and literally fucking leaping through the air to grab onto aoki’s ankle. electric daisy carnival was...
Young male adults who smoke a pack of cigarettes a...
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well…. fuck that.
fin
haven’t written anything in a quick minute. a lot of things have been happening. i guess we’ll start off with graduation.
for some reason graduating never really sunk in with me. i was never really excited, i didn’t cry at our grad after party. in all honesty grad night felt like a friday, i was just really excited to get the fuck out of class and do some borderline stupid shit....
May 2010
5 posts
sextasy
all i have to say about etd pop 2010: steve aoki dove into the crowd. i was fortunate enough to be an arms length away from where he landed. he then got surfed over my way, where i held my hand up. his arm proceeded to “fuck” my hand, as i kept it still like a vagina and his arm acted as male genitalia. i have never enjoyed touching another man as much i did when i touched steve aoki.
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are you sure?
some lady walked into baskins today and browsed through our 48 flavors. after much time and effort, she asked me to sample “that cheesecake flavor”. i mindlessly walk over to dipping cabinet number two, and grab one of those fucking adorable miniature pink spoons. as i am digging into the caramel praline cheesecake, she interrupts me. i thought she had wanted a different flavor, but...
aw shiet
i don’t want to be petty or vain or anything like that, but regarding to recent high school bull shit:
live your life so that you can tell people amazing stories that they will remember. don’t live it so that you have no stories to share, and end up talking about other people and their lives. it’s pathetic, it’s lame, and it’s a waste of time. go out and prove that...
another night out, another dance floor
fuck college. fuck the fact that i have 3 c’s and only take 3 classes. fuck the fact that i might get rescinded by davis. fuck the bubbles that you put yourself in. go out, get smashed, have fun with your friends. less 2 months to go. go hard or go home.
can’t wait to wake up tomorrow morning
April 2010
5 posts
eternity
We’re just slaves in white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history. We have no purpose or place. No Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war, our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one...
beach cruiser mondays
aggies
so i went to picnic day at uc davis with jenn this past weekend. honestly there wasn’t really a point in going for me because i had to send in my intent to register because that’s the only good school i got accepted to (appeal to fucking irvine pull through for me!) the drive there wasn’t that bad, a lot of people are caught up with getting out of where they’re currently...
bulk
a couple days ago, i went to costco with my mom. it was probably the first time in half of a decade. something about taking 5 minutes to find a shopping cart without people’s shit in it was almost fun. i felt like a fucking fat ass grabbing everything that had a high concentrate of general shit because i like junk food like that. i thought it was ridiculous i found myself waiting in line for...
aftermath
i do not fucking feel like p diddy right now. it is 8 in the morning and after trying to sleep in my car cause boris had to go to work and failing miserably, even with that fucking godforsaken run on sentence, i am now at home after driving my hung over ass here. straight up, i bit off a little more than i could chew.
one thing to take away from last night though. at the end of my drunken rage, i...
March 2010
16 posts
"i only smoke when i drink"
what the fuck is that supposed to mean? so do you smoke cigarettes because you think it’s cool? or do you smoke them because you wear neon colored pants (for guys) or because you wear leggings and skirts (for girls). what the FUCK does that mean? so, do you only smoke when you’re drunk because it’s the healthier alternative to smoking on a daily basis? what the fuck?! can you...
i hated
those girls that walked into baskin robbins today. they were so fucking loud. they were wearing sun dresses in fucking 60 degree weather at night. they wanted to sample every fucking flavor, thank god we were out of taster spoons. they changed their minds on what flavor they wanted so many times i can’t keep track. i ask them what fucking cone they wanted it on, they would not respond. they...
somebody tell roth that i don't need college
^ that weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i need a nice fucking roll of two ply toliet paper...
what pisses me off
people who get any dslr when they can barely manage a point and shoot. i’m still learning about photography and the only two cameras i have are going to be dead formats within the next decade. i develop my own film, you have a trash can button. kewl.
got my instax 210 in the mail today, but my brother bought me instax MINI film. so frustrating that i have it but i can’t use it yet. shitty.
so excited to play around with this camera
lets hug it out
i would like to thank everyone for making my birthday enjoyable. big ups to alan lee for the carton, i love you man. grace, for the fucking patent leather leash with the crowns on the collar…bitch! lil kim for the cupcakes, even though my fat ass can’t take all that sugar. matt lee and team asia for mobbing to 7 11 with me to get scratchers and more cigarettes, i won four dollars,...
really now
alright. most of you that know me know that i’m kind of girly and i spend a significant amount of my pay-check on clothes. a lot of you know that street wear gains steam from being hyped up, and for those artsy mother fuckers out there, people take it to heart when they see other people in their clothes.
to be quite honest i used to be one of these snooty fags. i see someone in a graphic...
ignorant people
white people are fucking ignorant. don’t get me wrong i love white people, anyone can tell you that a lot of my best friends are white. but here’s what happened.
i was working tonight and this old man comes in with his younger wife. he’s probably 70 and she’s maybe 40. anyways this guy is funny as shit. i asked him if he knew what he wanted.
me: so do you know what...
February 2010
14 posts
fiending
shutter island
spoiler is ahead, don’t bitch about how i didn’t warn you
alright, i’ve been kind of dying to watch this movie because of all the hype it stimulated and i heard some good things about it from everyone. i was talking to melly, my little white friend about it at like 2 in the morning a couple days ago and i was pissy drunk and i guessed: “leonardo’s character is...
fuck a penny for your thoughts, here's a dollar
it’s a shitty feeling wishing you could take something back or relive a moment. people have a tendency to change, sometimes for the good, but mostly for the bad. and their changes lead to a number of things, broken friendships, intense feelings towards other people, and so many regrets that you can’t count them on your fingers anymore.
but it’s a good thing i’ve never felt...
epiphanies
for all you ladies who are all up on justin bieber’s jock, his voice hasn’t cracked yet.
…and when it does, it’s not going to be good and he can go back to youtube.
fake ass records
i fucking hate it when people tell stories and you know it’s bull shit. what do people accomplish from making up all these stories? either you live life to the fullest and you have stories to share with people you know, or your life is fucking dull and boring and you have to make up stories so you can at least pretend to be cool. i mean what’s the point, everyone that’s listening...
105 dollars in fines from bank of america for...
i subscribed to fuck yeah tattooss on tumblr, and it fucking amazes me how many people got a tattoo from the book “the little prince”. does this book really have a life changing impact on that many people, and after reading they find it necessary to have this little faggot in a crown permanently inked onto some part of their body? i would like to ask every one of them how that book and...
put your hands in the air for the century
everything is going to be alright
mad dog
everyone that i talked to tonight, i love you guys.