every saint has a past, every sinner has a future

mother hen

bringing back tumblr. orginally had a different post but i’m about to leave for san jose and sb for the weekend.

saw my mom for the first time in a month. as some of you may or may not know, she went to asia for 2 months last year to get surgery on her hip and to visit family. she came back and got checked up at kaiser and our family doctor told her that she had to keep as much pressure off her left leg as much as she could. my mom is a very active person, most of the reason why i was an athlete for most of my life. anyways, the news was kind of heart breaking cause i never heard my mom so sad when she told me. even when i got caught got stealing, when i got the car towed, or even when i got a D in chem honors my sophomore year. so now she resorts to swimming….she’s a pretty good swimmer though so no big deal.

currently she’s in my dorm room putting my blanket into the covering because i’m too impatient/incompetent to do it myself. she told me that at the pool she swims at, an olympic coach is always there at the same, and she’s been giving my mom tips in becoming a better swimmer. my mom enthusiastically jumped up and down as told me this, and it was like our roles in the fmaily were reversed for those 3 seconds. my mom’s a fucking darling.

san jose today, sb thursday and friday, saturday hard haunted. fuego on the right cheek if i’m blacked out enough? possibility. fuck sobirety, let’s do this.

happy birthday

dear elizabeth cheung,

it is your birthday in america today, and unfortunately, you aren’t here to celebrate it. you’re 18, and there a number of positives and negatives that come with it. you can buy cigarettes now, which means if i’m too lazy to get out of the car, you can grab a pack for me. you can purchase pornography, which means you can buy me feature length movies if i feel you aren’t satisfying me at home base. you will now be tried as an adult if you were to have a run in with the law, which means if i were to run like i usually do, you wouldn’t “do the right thing and stay”, but you would wisely do the same because shit hits the fan harder when you’re being tried as an adult. you can buy scratchers, something that will become slowly addicting, and you will throw away your hard earned tip money at la patisserie, as i have with yogurtland and baskin robbins. and as i have mentioned on my facebook comment, having sex is no longer me raping you due to our age difference, so good luck using that one if i ever piss you off (:

but more importantly, i want to be able to share your next birthday, and the ones that follow after the next, because the last 4 months, although sometimes both physically (you abusive bitch) and emotionally demanding, have been fun to say the least. and i will be there for the next ones to come unless you cheat on me (hoe), put on 50 pounds (fat-ass), or do some borderline stupid shit (:

but in all seriousness, i fucking love you. have fun korea and taiwan, don’t go to pc bang and be a loser, i’d rather have you go out and get shit faced at a bar. see you soon.

^hahah 2 years ago, i kind of miss the buzz cut.

get in the kear

boris needs to sit down. sebass fucking sees truffle trees. me and geran getting lost for dummy days because a 12 fluid ounce bottle neck of XX somehow managed to fuck us. karan trying to bum rush the fence during aoki’s set with his boot on, while i’m getting a running start and literally fucking leaping through the air to grab onto aoki’s ankle. electric daisy carnival was fucking reckless to say the least, but it was a shit load of fun. definitely took a couple things off the bucket list. i’m going to avoid writing a fat ass blog about it because i don’t want to sound cliche because i know everyone is saying how they want to go back and everything like that. but just some final things to say about edc.

biggest surprise: everyone playing in cosmic meadow on saturday starting from sound of stereo all the way to closing with mstrkrft. fuck the big names in kinetic, we were definitely giggin pretty fucking hard in cosmic.

biggest disappointment: deadmau5 on friday night in kinetic. quite honestly joel fucking sucked a fat one for his whole set. maybe my cuff getting fucked up before his set was foreshadowing shitty music that was about to ensue.

shout out to geran for being the only other one down to fucking gig whenever and wherever. biggest shout out to my girlfriend for letting me go to these things without her supervision. i know plenty of people who jaw dropped when i told them i was going without you.

Young male adults who smoke a pack of cigarettes a day have an average IQ score that is 7.5 points lower than their nonsmoking peers.

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well…. fuck that.